My day begun in the weirdest way.

Was slacking at the bus stop opposite school, while waiting for Belinda.

Out of nowhere, came this lunatic who yelled that he is going to America. He screamed at me, ' I am going to America' and the walked back to his luggage, and took out a dead person's passport and showed me.

Worse still, he went back, and he took out a dead person's IC as well. I was so freaked out, i was trying to call people, and i messaged people as well.

Then came Miss Kong, who alighted from the bus, the crazy fella went to talk to her, i wanted to call out to her, but she hurried clutched her handbag tight and walked off swiftly. HAHAHA.

Thankfully i wasn't alone, and the madman boarded a bus, i think the passengers are gonna be so disturbed.

Went to class, wasn't paying attention, then A told me that the ashes of the dead can be used to grow plants, maybe it's true, but i've never heard of it so i gave a bewildered expression to J, who whispered in my ear, "My sperm also can grow plants" or something like that.

HAHAHA I WAS LIKE "LOLLLLL HAHAHAHAH" In which my friends added later on when i told them, why don't he say it is good for sore throat, and tell that to a girl who has sore throat? LOL.

Fast forward to English lessons.

There was this middle-finger pen, and Andy Kan could actually say it's a freaking DILDO. Melvin didnt know what it was, bla bla. And then he suddenly blurted out

"FELICIA! YOU BOUGHT A DILDO LAST WEEK? "

*Dies laughing*

He merely heard wrongly, and felicia was talking about another thing.

Another one, Melvin made fun of the surnames of 'Kan'. He went like "Ni Na Bu" when i-forgot-who called out the surname of somebody's , Kan. HAHA it was so surprising to hear him say that, so i burst into laughter again, with Felicia. Her face was like a tomato okay =x


We were all so bored, we scribbled pure nonsense on this piece of paper, our IGNs, our real names, yadda yadda. If you spot anything like *Beep* love MayEe, PLEASE IGNORE IT, and i didn't write it, i swear.

After school, went to IKEA with Dewi, Nicholas and Felicia, who hoped to find a job. THIS WAS WHERE THE REAL FUN began.

On the way to the bustop, we saw this guy who really had sexy legs. Felicia was telling me, "Wah, sexy legs,"

BUT, that guy ruined our image of him.

He scratched his butt.

I couldn't help it, i exploded into laughter, really bth.

We went to the 2nd floor, where one of the staff said was the human resource office.


We saw this man sleeping there, and he did not even wake up when we slammed the door twice, laughed loudly and walked about the pin-drop silent room. It was damn funny lah, the way we reacted each time we made a sound, okay you gotta be there.

I quote Nicholas, "He's a wax figure,"


We wanted to scare him, thus waking him up before sprinting all the way off, but we didn't really dare to.

We went back to the ground floor to ask the staff for help, and one of them actually said that that sleeping man is the SECURITY GUARD. We're supposed to ask him to open the door for us. Wow, a security guard sleeping?


Headed back to the place, this time, the 'security guard' was gone. We knocked very hardly on the door, we jumped each time we hear sounds of the lift.

So we loitered around and finally saw a real security guard who told us we can only work there by 1) recommendation or 2) advertisement, unfortunately, they are not recruiting.

One question in mind : Does that mean all the high rank staff in there got in through pulling strings? HAHAHAHA, HMMMMMMMMMM.

After which, we saw the 'security guard' mopping the floor. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Cabbed to Tiong Bahru Plaza, ate at Mos Burgers with PQ joining us, stared at some stupid primary school brats whom were being so fucking arrogant when they came to our school's open house or something like that.

The 4 of them went to take neoprints, whilst i went off. Sorry. =x

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I am the sort, once bitten, twice as shy.

If get hurt while walking, i'll never want to walk again.

Well, that's just an example. I guess my close friends know what i'm driving at?

I don't want to try again.

Maybe if i'm reassured that i won't fall again, but that's hardly possible.