My XMAS eve and Xmas was..boring. But Alex, Dao and SW made it better by sharing ALOT of jokes.

Alex has a 12 year old brother, Nigel. He's DAMN irritating. Because Dao, Alex and I were in the same team which kept winning, he wanted to team with us. Then i didn't want to swap, neither did they, so he scolded me with alot of vulgarities. -_-

There was this time, they were in a lan shop. Dao was playing and Nigel kept holding onto her, she got so pissed she tried to kick him in his crotch. Meanwhile Alex was at the side messaging, and the slipper flew to his side. Nigel 'clamped' dao's left LOL

Later, Nigel was disturbing Dao again. After he bought instant noodles, she found a 5 cent coin on the floor, and she repeatedly stepped on it and dropped into his noodles. LOL, she told him there's a coin inside, but he ignored and continued eating until he finished, and found it at the bottom.

THEN HE WENT HOME AND HAD DIARRHEA.

Abit mean i know, but you won't find it mean at that point if you keep getting disturbed by a brat.

dVa also, very funny. Can't believe a 21 year old indonesian guy has so much racist jokes to share.

Him : You how tall? D quite short though.
Me : 166?
Him : Wah bytch.
Me : ....?
Him : I 187 TSK, below 172, noob la
Me : HAHAHA WTF

Him : Why, you like D ah?
Me : WTF NO?
Him : But he's not black, neither does he have a hairy chest!
Me : ........
Him : Later i help you unbutton his shirt and check whether got hairy chest or not.

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