This is not to be taken seriously.

The guy i love is hot hot hot.
Even though he is blighted with freckles, he is still hot.
His hotness is measured by the number of freckles he has.
He makes my heart pound madly,
My stomach flutter with butterflies wildy,
However, he makes me speak no Spanish*,
But vulgarities.
So hot, his hotness transcends all melting points of metals.

*Because of Shakira's "Hips don't lie", it is understood that when one says "She makes me speak Spanish" it means that the 'she' is very hot etc.