Mom : *Talks about this young engineer that she's gonna introduce to my sister who's of a should-be-getting-married age but still single and opens a mail from her credit card company*

Mom : Hah, what a joke, still sending me brochures of marriage offers when i just got divorced? What an eye-on-nee (irony).
Me : Oi, it's Eye-RON-NEE la.
Mom : Marry, also marry who?
*Silence*
Me : The 28 year old engineer lor.
Mom : CANNOT! I'm reserving him for your sister.
Me : Wah lao, what makes you think he will want you man.
Mom : Hmm, yeah lor, i'm way older than him.
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Saturday, WEEEEE U WEEEEEET!